May 2012
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just had a horrifying thought
i rarely ever check who follows me anymore what if stephen had a tumblr and he followed me  and i didnt know it i HAVE to stop blogging about him
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when you realize you’re too lazy to get up and eat cake.. we have a problem
May 1st
mycroft: the hipster side of tumblr is legitimately terrifying to me. don’t tell me you can blog all day about skinny girls in paisley dresses and fields without losing your mind a little bit.
May 1st
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lastofthetimeladies: TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT WE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG SO LET’S SET THE WORLD ON FIIIIYYAAAAHHHHHHHH! WE CAN GO BRIIGHTAAHHHHH THAN THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN am i the only one seen the colors in”toniiiiight”?
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i-am-the-sexy-guy-that: Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”. Don’t just fuck the police. Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police...
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GOING TO THE DRIVE IN WITH THE CUTEST BOY TOMORROW WHAT SHOULD I WEAR?! so excited omgawwwwww im not going to leave him stranded though
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April 2012
Grandfather: I need to try and use your computer again to take that test I tried to do last week.
Me: Okay. *begins to get up*
Grandfather: I need to use internet explorer, and it needs to allow pop ups.
Me: *sits back down and dies*
Apr 30th
Dr. Oz is just a commercial magician in scrubs I watch in hopes he’ll levitate
Apr 30th
ITS GONNA BE MAY
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kichern said: Oh my god. At work we aren’t allowed...
FOR REAL? ive never even HEARD of this “holiday” in my 20 years of living here.  crazy.
Apr 30th
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apparently my former coworker took off work, drove to hernando mississippi just to find this WHAT YEAR IS THIS HONESTLY
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mollypopart: Go buy it!
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“i dont know what she sees in him…”
– -stephen’s mother, on me and stephen.  (via mollyaikenburger) what molly sees in stephen: (via heffablehorralump) AAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA
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Riki (text message): I CONFESS
Me (in my head): Riki's texting me fall out boy lyrics again. must be monday
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“I’m not like you! I dont just jump in the potato sack with the first...”
– Jess (New Girl)
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Normal flirting: Hey babe you're so pretty and sweet.
Me: If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.
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“i dont know what she sees in him…”
– stephen’s mother, on me and stephen. 
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ifeelmdmazing answered your question: what are...
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heffablehorralump: I just bought bookshelves for when I move in the fall I’M AN ADULT
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heffablehorralump: This guy asked for a book for stamps and when I said “That’ll be nine dollars,” he said “Well, I don’t have a nine dollar bill…” before handing me a twenty yes I know you don’t because that’s not a thing
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what are some of the scariest movies you've ever...
i’m on a horror film kick right now and i need suggestions!!!
Apr 30th
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you and i’ll be safe and sOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOund.
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