just had a horrifying thought
i rarely ever check who follows me anymore what if stephen had a tumblr and he followed me and i didnt know it i HAVE to stop blogging about him
when you realize you’re too lazy to get up and eat cake.. we have a problem
mycroft: the hipster side of tumblr is legitimately terrifying to me. don’t tell me you can blog all day about skinny girls in paisley dresses and fields without losing your mind a little bit.
lastofthetimeladies: TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT WE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG SO LET’S SET THE WORLD ON FIIIIYYAAAAHHHHHHHH! WE CAN GO BRIIGHTAAHHHHH THAN THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN am i the only one seen the colors in”toniiiiight”?
i-am-the-sexy-guy-that: Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”. Don’t just fuck the police. Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police...
GOING TO THE DRIVE IN WITH THE CUTEST BOY TOMORROW WHAT SHOULD I WEAR?! so excited omgawwwwww im not going to leave him stranded though
Grandfather: I need to try and use your computer again to take that test I tried to do last week.
Me: Okay. *begins to get up*
Grandfather: I need to use internet explorer, and it needs to allow pop ups.
Me: *sits back down and dies*
Dr. Oz is just a commercial magician in scrubs I watch in hopes he’ll levitate
ITS GONNA BE MAY
kichern said: Oh my god. At work we aren’t allowed...
FOR REAL? ive never even HEARD of this “holiday” in my 20 years of living here. crazy.
apparently my former coworker took off work, drove to hernando mississippi just to find this WHAT YEAR IS THIS HONESTLY
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i dont know what she sees in him…– -stephen’s mother, on me and stephen. (via mollyaikenburger) what molly sees in stephen: (via heffablehorralump) AAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA
Riki (text message): I CONFESS
Me (in my head): Riki's texting me fall out boy lyrics again. must be monday
I’m not like you! I dont just jump in the potato sack with the first...– Jess (New Girl)
Normal flirting: Hey babe you're so pretty and sweet.
Me: If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.
i dont know what she sees in him…– stephen’s mother, on me and stephen.
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heffablehorralump: I just bought bookshelves for when I move in the fall I’M AN ADULT
heffablehorralump: This guy asked for a book for stamps and when I said “That’ll be nine dollars,” he said “Well, I don’t have a nine dollar bill…” before handing me a twenty yes I know you don’t because that’s not a thing
what are some of the scariest movies you've ever...
i’m on a horror film kick right now and i need suggestions!!!
you and i’ll be safe and sOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOund.