cant marry josh hutcherson, hes a kentucky fan. life = over
That awkward moment when you realize Vicky is one...
a hilarious joke
tanku: three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found. why? because the un deux trois quatre cinq
so many girls obsessed with babies on facebook no stop right now you dont know what youre getting into
i wonder what makes us all so obsessed with time travel? what is it psychologically about the doctor who fandom and the like that makes us this way? and how do those similarities in thinking lead us to one another?
I REMEMBER I WAS LIKE, "I'M NINE; I"M WAITING 'TIL...
sanctuaryshells: theplanitmars: AND THEN I WAS ELEVEN. AND I WAS LIKE: I’M WAITING ‘TIL TEQUILIA. I remember my friends being all “I’m waiting for marriage because jesus” And I was just over there like, “why would you do that?” And then, embarassingly, it took me a lot longer to find a willing participant. But let’s be real, virginity is a societal concept only useful to reinforce the...
uh oh... its coming......
antiocial said: Hayley is clearly excited.
clearly she liked my drawing enough to take a picture of it, and in our photo and make the face i drew her with boom roasted
bully: you're ugly and fat
me: i know you are but what am i?
me: *does a backflip and roundoff onto razor scooter and scoots off into the sunset with paris hilton on my back screaming "loves it"*
bombasticgentleman replied to your post: too bad...
remember when we found out he actually didnt say anything like that, and what he actually said was he didnt have a say in the matter?
antiocial said: I see that he’s apparently a nice person. He gets too much hate for his songs, but that doesn’t mean he’s not a cool person. I don’t really know if he is, but it seems like… also he’s not UNtalented. if you watch videos from when he was a child, he’s almost a prodigy. he came from nothing, too.
and now saying i liked the biebs on punkd has increased my follower count on twitter uh oh beliebers everywhere
okay, i may not listen to his music, but justin bieber seems cool on punkd. i kinda like this kid.
sammykitty said: yalls look like real BBFS!!! or...
oh yeah i forgot to mention, shes holding up a drawing i gave to her. she asked me “should i make this face?” when i asked for a picture! she was so cool. just someone you could be friends with in real life. so was jeremy.
heffablehorralump: wankbankofamerica: To bet on it or not to bet on it molly I can’t choose help me and zac that is the questin
msdarcys: when you notice you spelled something wrong after you click create post
basses-and-angels: The Hunger Games (trailer) Summary groovymuttations: also can be called “What the Hunger Games Looks like to Someone who has No Idea” [[MORE]]
everets: Its funny that owl city song like he gets 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs like 1 in 10 lightning bugs are hugging him his approval rating among lightning bugs is almost as low as that among humans
ygraine: so i just saw the hunger games and at the part where thresh kills clove the whole theatre started clapping and then some black guy sitting in the front row stood up and turned to us all then bowed and sat back down
SNL Back To the Future Screen Test Part 1 →
my favorite ever.
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum thinks Under Pressure is coming on the radio, only to realize it’s Ice Ice Baby.
look what i found in my fries
my freedom fries
jennifer lawrence just seems like a tumblr person who made it outside
montypythonandtheholyblog: oh world why am I burdened with such flawless facial hair sigh
kichern replied to your post: I would have left...
made you a present