thatssorapist: raven symone enters high class restaurant “i’m sorry madam, we really cannot offer you service at our restaurant if you insist on riding a segway indoors” says the waiter “then i really cannot offer you your life”, says raven, as she rides off into the sunset
OKAY FUCK MY DAVID TENNANT PAINTING JUST MOVED
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY IM GONNA CRY NOW
my brain on caffeine
i think i’ll make a cape tomorrow sleep?! WHATS THAT?! disney discount on disneystore.com HELL YEAH LETS BUY ALL THE THINGS I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY EITHER thats okay because ill have DIRECT DEPOSIT SOON yeah i think a cape tomorrow maybe with wool maybe cheap velour YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT THE DAY WILL BRING hopefully i’ll see the boy tomorrow making out is kinda a weird thing, like...
i dont sleep
disney store today!!!
heffablehorralump: Email I just received from my dad: “I just watched the first episode of the new season of Gold Rush Alaska. Its worse that I thought. They are so bad at gold mining that they can’t even get a place to dig for gold. Its like watching a car coming toward you, knowing that you are going to crash. All you can do is wait for the inevitable impact. By the way, you can’t drive...
dr. pepper 10. its not for women.
but neither was your mom til she met me