February 2012
i sound better with bronchitis than i do...
i call everyone my boyfriend so much that once i have a boyfriend no one will believe me
i am the girl who cried boyfriend
I saw Conan O'Brien's lesbian doppelganger on the...
northerngrizzlywarrior:
i think thats marty mcfly and conan obrien if they were put in a blender together
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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i was going to go to bed
then i remembered paranormal activity three
Could someone please explain Fred to me?
kathamphetamine-isalemonwhore:
Are him and everyone else supposed to be children… or are they all just morons? I accidentally just watched the show for 5 minutes.
in the youtube videos, he was “6 years old”
then now fred on nickelodeon he’s supposed to be like 12 or something and just crazy
HE SOLD OUT!
gaymzee:
in west skrilladelphia
born and raised
in the remix is where i dropped most of my bass
space unicorn is the best song
Watchgitsiewood:
new york’s hottest club is mhmmmm
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