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bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

16 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 99,008 notes
hybrid-zombie:

So happy with my new underwear from H&M (**ω**)♡ 
I used to think pink only suited pale/light skinned people but I NEED it in my life.

hybrid-zombie:

So happy with my new underwear from H&M (**ω**)♡
I used to think pink only suited pale/light skinned people but I NEED it in my life.

16 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 31 notes

finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

16 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 142,751 notes
…but for real… #mcm

…but for real… #mcm

1 day ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 0 notes
man CRUSH monday! #mcm

man CRUSH monday! #mcm

1 day ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 1 note
me and @lucchesi423 #ourlives

me and @lucchesi423 #ourlives

6 days ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 3 notes
some hideous engraving i did last night #yikes #notthereyet #illgetiteventually

some hideous engraving i did last night #yikes #notthereyet #illgetiteventually

6 days ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 1 note
doing my best @avrillavigne face today.

doing my best @avrillavigne face today.

6 days ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 2 notes
You KNOW its going to be a good day when…

You KNOW its going to be a good day when…

1 week ago on August 25th, 2014 | J | 1 note

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in
1 week ago on August 24th, 2014 | J | 42,448 notes
radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

1 week ago on August 24th, 2014 | J | 167,750 notes
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1 week ago on August 24th, 2014 | J | 31,177 notes

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

books-on-tables:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

mrbluechalk:

radioactivepapertowns:

wizard-me-timbers:

I totally remember watching this as a kid and thinking that looked like the most delicious biscuit/cookie in the world

me too!

when in reality was’t it a ritz cracker dipped in water?

THAT’S CREME A LA CREME A LA EDGAR YOU IGNORANT SLUT

every so often I sometimes get a mug of milk, add a splash of vanilla extract, a spoonful of sugar, and a sprinkle of cinnamon and heat it in the microwave and have it with Ritz Crackers and pretend it’s Creme A La Creme A La Edgar and it’s seriously just the best.

I JUST MADE THAT MYSELF AND AM CURRENTLY HAVING RITZ CRACKERS WITH IT AND LEMME TELL YOU THIS SHIT IS DELICIOUS

SOMEONE FOUND THE RECIPE TO CREME A LA CREME A LA EDGAR

INCORRECT!!! its creme DE la creme a la edgar!!!

1 week ago on August 24th, 2014 | J | 359,658 notes
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