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artisjustfrozenmusic:

feralblonde:

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

get some duct tape & fix that attitude

Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?

1 hour ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 511,444 notes
le-blastoise:

le-blastoise:

1 hour ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 480,540 notes

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

15 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 158,828 notes
cloudywithachanceoftumblr:

ourgodisawesome:

Amen!!!

WHY NOT BOTH? WHY NOT?

cloudywithachanceoftumblr:

ourgodisawesome:

Amen!!!

WHY NOT BOTH? WHY NOT?

15 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 61 notes
@rikihiggins usss

@rikihiggins usss

20 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 2 notes
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laserpon3:

lukestarkiller93:

Casual day in England

what the fuck

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 200,950 notes
#liveswanky @swankystacoshop  (at Orange Beach, AL)

#liveswanky @swankystacoshop (at Orange Beach, AL)

1 day ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 7 notes
its #marvel day for me at the beach today!

its #marvel day for me at the beach today!

2 days ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 2 notes
#mcm @lucchesi423

#mcm @lucchesi423

2 days ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 2 notes
2 days ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 6 notes
#HipsterAriel came to the beach! @hottopic sunglasses!

#HipsterAriel came to the beach! @hottopic sunglasses!

2 days ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 4 notes
the only time this is acceptable is on vacation!!!

the only time this is acceptable is on vacation!!!

3 days ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 1 note
beachtime, beaches!

beachtime, beaches!

3 days ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 4 notes

albinwonderland:

rabalogy:

vonmunsterr:

pb’s clearly been squattin’ crazy nasty.

same tho

5 days ago on July 18th, 2014 | J | 65,261 notes

fury-oh-sea:

um.

5 days ago on July 18th, 2014 | J | 95,649 notes