i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole
i have the stupidest fucking sunburn from standing in line at the banana stand all day today
its okay it kinda creates the illusion of an indiana jones costume.
Da secret of da winnnngs… da wings make you fly. OH! I told you da secret… fuk. Dont tell no1. Da secret of da wings.