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1 day ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 168,512 notes
perfect album workout combo! 30 mins, 3 miles, 300 calories burned. (with a few fade-out seconds to spare)

perfect album workout combo! 30 mins, 3 miles, 300 calories burned. (with a few fade-out seconds to spare)

1 day ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
Butt plugs or massagers?


my gay reflex is telling me massagers

2 days ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
my handsome cat lovin’ #manCrushMonday #mcm

my handsome cat lovin’ #manCrushMonday #mcm

2 days ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 1 note
he’s asleep!

he’s asleep!

2 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

3 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 78,221 notes

fandomsandfeminism:

jon-snow:

god bless sdcc

-cackles-

3 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 115,943 notes

xoxo-lauren-xoxo:

basilton:

In the early years of space flight, both Russians and Americans used pencils in space. Unfortunately, pencil lead is made of graphite, a highly conductive material. Snapped graphite leads and particles in zero gravity are hugely problematic, as they will get sucked into the air ventilation or electronic equipment, easily causing shorts or fires in the pure oxygen environment of a capsule.

After the fire in Apollo 1 which killed all the astronauts on board, NASA required a writing instrument that wasn’t a fire hazard. Fisher spent over a million dollars (of his own money) creating a pressurized ball point pen, which NASA bought at $2.95 each. The Russian space program also switched over from pencils shortly after.

40 years later snide morons on the internet still snigger about it, because snide morons on the internet never know what they are talking about.

Tumblr, where you learn something new everyday. Thank you, smart person. Thank you for logic. And smartness.

3 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 232,135 notes
hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

3 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 110,224 notes

horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
3 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 99,701 notes
3 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 43,064 notes

katherinekatzen:

brenna-dressed-in-blood:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be…

3 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 82,124 notes

hobbithookups:

hobbithookups:

sad + hot tbh

I looked great last night wtf

3 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 27 notes
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todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

3 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 134,143 notes

richfurry:

me keeping benedong cumberhanger off my blog

image

3 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 68,810 notes